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I have a small image (less than 500 KB, specifically Image 1), which I need assistance to unblur. Tasks: - Maintain quality whilst deblurring Image 1 - Output file must be in PNG format Ideal Skills: - Previous experience with image editing and enhancement - Proficiency in using image editing software - Good understanding of image formats and their characteristics - Attention to detail is crucial to maintain image quality. This project would suit someone who is quick, yet meticulous, with an understanding of working with and enhancing small file sizes.

I am in need of a customer relationship management (CRM) system for my small business. The system should be web-based, serving 1-10 users. The primary functionalities required include: - Customer Data Management: The CRM should allow for detailed customer profiles, including contact information, purchase history, and notes on interactions. - Sales Tracking: It should be capable of tracking sales activities, opportunities, and providing sales performance reports. - Lead Management: The system should assist in lead collection, organization, and conversion tracking. Ideal candidates for this job should have: - Proven experience in developing web-based CRMs, preferably for small businesses - Proficiency in customer data management, sales tracking, and lead management - Strong c...

Hello, We are NextMars, a creative studio specializing in artwork for board games, games, films, publishing, and more, particularly focusing on game art (excluding 3D work). Our core business involves art outsourcing projects, with services including characters, scenes, covers, illustrations, UI, etc., all crafted in Photoshop. We are currently seeking intermediaries, whether individuals, companies, or agencies, to help us find new projects. Please visit our website: to learn more about our capabilities. As an intermediary, you can introduce projects to us through various channels. We will provide a quote for the project, and you can negotiate a price with the project provider. Once an agreement is reached, we will complete the work based on our quote. Any amount you negotiate above ou...

I'm in need of a custom coded, professional and corporate style informational website for my small business. Key Project Requirements: - 5 Static Pages: Home, About Us, Services Provided, Processes Used, Contact Us - 1 Dynamic Page: Testimonials - SEO-friendly URL Structure Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in custom HTML and CSS - Strong understanding of modern, professional and corporate design aesthetics - Experience with creating custom dynamic elements on a website - Expertise in SEO and URL structuring Please provide examples of your previous work and detail your experience that relates to these requirements in your bid.

Small scale data analysis and final outcome delivery.

Need to complete in 2 days. UI done, just integrate PRIVATE API. SMALL APP ONLY.

I’m seeking a seasoned Excel macro expert with an efficient approach to task automation specifically for performing calculations. Key Requirements: - Expert-developed Excel macros that automate repetitive tasks, making my workload more manageable. - The macros created should focus on performing calculations, thus, speed and precision are of the essence. - Due to the nature of the project, potential contractors must understand Excel inside out, especially on how to configure and troubleshoot macros. No specific type of calculation was specified, therefore experience with a wide range of calculations from basic arithmetic to complex equations is integral. Your problem-solving skill will be a plus point as the ability to understand and improve current systems is instrumental in a...

1 API fixing issue. 2 button issues. Able to work with ftp and start immediately

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As the client, I'm seeking a talented muralist to bring to life a small area of my wall (under 100 sq ft) with a nature-inspired painting. The core theme is flowers, creating a serene and vibrant ambiance. Key Aspects of the Job: - Develop a mural design that centers around a floral theme. - Paint the mural on a clearly defined area, no larger than 100 sq ft. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in mural painting - Strong portfolio demonstrating nature-inspired work, particularly floral designs. - Excellent craftsmanship and attention to detail, ensuring the longevity of the mural.

I'm in need of a meticulous freelancer who can assist me with data entry. The data is currently in physical documents and needs to be entered into a digital format. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in data entry - Attention to detail - Ability to handle physical documents

1 API fixing issue. 2 button issues. Able to work with ftp and start immediately

I'm in need of a meticulous freelancer who can assist me with data entry. The data is currently in physical documents and needs to be entered into a digital format. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in data entry - Attention to detail - Ability to handle physical documents

I am looking to build a small web app, looking for professional android developer.

I'm looking for a skilled web developer to create an e-commerce site for my small business. The depending details are yet to be finalized, hence your inputs will be highly appreciated. The job description includes: - The website will have a variety of products to sell. We are not yet certain whether we'd be focusing on only physical products, digital ones or services, or a mix of all. So, an adaptable, scalable site is key. - I haven’t yet decided who will provide the content – it may be us, it may be the freelancer we hire or both. This means the ability to either work with provided content or to generate it independently is a must have. - We are uncertain whether we need an inventory management system yet, so previous experience developing and implementing t...

I'm currently renovating a residential property that's under 1,000 sq ft. I'm seeking a professional engineer who can provide me with expert guidance and plans for the renovation. Specifically, I need your expertise in: - Foundation and Structural Area: I'd need you to assess the current structure, ensure it's sound and make recommendations for any necessary changes. - Electrical Systems: Help me design an efficient, safe electrical system for the property. - Plumbing and HVAC: Assist with the planning and implementation of plumbing and HVAC systems. Ideal candidates for this project should have experience in residential projects, particularly in renovation, and be familiar with local building codes and regulations. A good understanding of cost-effective yet qua...

As a burgeoning small business, I need a professional to create an E-commerce website for me. The design and functionality should resemble the clean and straightforward structure of amaryahenna.com. The purpose of this website is to sell my products online seamlessly. Key Information: - Type of Store: E-commerce - Volume of Products: Less than 50 items - Website Example: Site Requirements: - Intuitive navigation and easy to use checkout system - Mobile-friendly design - Product pages with high-quality images and detailed descriptions - Engaging and easy-to-update blog section - Basic SEO settings Missing Elements: - I have yet to develop a logo and complete brand identity, so your expertise will be crucial in this area. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience with WordPress

I am seeking a skilled web developer with a proven track record to create my project. My aim is to develop an informational website targeting predominantly small business owners. The site needs to reflect a corporate style, echoing professionalism and reliability. Ideal Skills: - Strong command on website structuring for information accessibility - Knowledge of corporate aesthetic - Experience in creating websites for professional, business-oriented audiences Job Details: - Develop a visually appealing, corporate-styled website - Design site for easy navigation and efficient information dissemination - Ensure optimized site performance and responsiveness across devices - Implement SEO best practices for improved visibility. Please provide samples of your previous work, par...

I'm looking for a system that can help me generate donor communications more efficiently for Key Features: - **Email Automation:** I need to be able to send multiple emails at once to eligible donors. - **Scale:** Though my current requirement is for less than 100 emails at once, I would like the system to be scalable for future growth. - **Content:** The emails will mainly include multimedia content, like images and videos. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - **Email Marketing Expertise** - **Proficiency in Marketing Automation Tools** - **Experience with Multimedia Content in Emails** - **Understanding of Donor Outreach and Communication**

I'm looking for a talented appointment setter to help me schedule product demonstrations over the phone with small businesses. - Service Type: I provide phone services. - Target Audience: Small businesses. Your role would be to engage potential clients and set appointments for product demonstrations. The primary goal is to showcase the usefulness of our products. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Experience in telemarketing or appointment setting. - Strong communication and negotiation skills. - Understanding of the telecommunications industry is a plus.

A small mobilr Application and deliver very fast

I need a 3D model of a small-sized robotic forklift with moderate detail, including some mechanical elements. Make an image similar - but not identical - to this in the attachment

I'm seeking a skilled Android developer to implement a reconfiguration of my app's UI with a fresh, Material Design approach. Key Responsibilities: - Reconfigure the layout of the app in a modern and sleek style, following Material Design principles. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in Android UI development. - Proficiency in Material Design principles. - Excellent eye for aesthetics and design. - Strong communication skills. This project demands someone with a keen interest in design and user experience, who can bring a fresh and appealing look to the app.

Hello everyone! Looking for someone who can make quality detailed renders for a masters thesis paper. The project includes thatched roofs and earthy countyside atmosphere. The project focuses on using alternative natural materials for minimal CO2 footprint. So all the architecture is also kept very simple with tilted roofs and scandinavian forms. There are 7 small scale buildings in total. Location is in Estonian untouched nature, near lakes and rivers. Previous experience with rendering thatched surfaces is important. Same goes to rendering boats and water. Good eye for landscape architecture is a bonus. Very limited time frame (5-6 days). The work includes: 1 aero render of the whole harbour 2 close up renders exterior 1 interior render. Renders have to be very good quality,...

...focused on building brand awareness specifically tailored to small businesses. The website's foundational feature should be built around: * Easily accessible subscription form * Analytics dashboard * Template creation tool Despite these functionalities being optional, I'd highly prefer incorporating them to potentially maximize engagement and conversion rates. The ideal candidate for this project will have: * A strong portfolio of similar projects * Knowledge in email marketing trends and strategies * Experience working with small businesses * Proven understanding of UI/UX principles * Advanced web development skills including HTML, CSS, JavaScript and SEO principles In summary, this website should work seamlessly as a tool for small businesses to eff...

8oz Bottle Label Design for Small Pet Shampoo

I have a storyboard to turn into an Articulate Storyline module. The target audience: new employees of a company. They must follow e-learning introducing them to the fundamentals of Retail. Your mission will be to create some interactive sequences (characters who introduce themselves, an interactive timeline, etc.) and to make the Storyline module fun and pleasant to follow. I'm used to creating Storyline modules, but I don't have the time right now. I estimate the time to create this Storyline at around 3h30. My budget is limited to around 70 to 110 euros.

...in need of an experienced interior designer to assist with designing my small bathroom. The style I'm going for is a mix of modern and traditional elements. I already have the tiles chosen and would like to discuss this with the successful applicant. The ideal candidate should: - Have a portfolio that showcases small bathroom designs - Be proficient in both modern and traditional design aesthetics - Be able to work with a pre-chosen material (tiles) and adjust color schemes accordingly - Have excellent communication skills to discuss and refine the design with me. - Consult on bathroom lighting requirements - This project is perfect for someone who wants to exercise their creativity within the constraints of a small space, and is able to adapt their style...

Seeking a meticulous and experienced freelancer to accurately file my 2022 and 2023 tax returns. This involves both personal and small, single-state business taxes. Key responsibilities: - Preparation and submission of 2022 and 2023 tax returns - Ensure compliance with all state tax laws - Analyzing digital tax records for accurate deductions and credits - Provide insights to maximize potential tax savings where applicable The ideal freelancer for this project will have: - Extensive experience in tax preparation and filing for small businesses and individuals - Proficiency in analyzing digital tax records - Thorough understanding of single-state business tax laws - Acute attention to detail and time management skills Your credible advice on tax savings and knowledge of...

Looking for an experienced 3D designer to help create a small (less than 10cm) prototype box made of plastic. This project will require the placement of five holes on the side surfaces of the box, strategically located for circuit adaptations. Requirements: - Knowledge and expertise in 3D design and plastic materials - Ability to accurately place specified holes on side surfaces - Experience in creating designs intended for prototype circuits - Prior experience with similar projects is a plus Your designs will contribute significantly towards the functional prototype of our circuit device. Looking forward to working with someone who can bring their creativity and precision to this project.

אני מחפש מפתח אפליקציות אנדרואיד מיומן ליצירת פלטפורמת חנות אפליקציות אנדרואיד בקנה מידה קטן. המטרה העיקרית של פלטפורמה זו היא לספק למשתמשים גישה למבחר של כ-10 יישומים להורדה. יש לפתח את האפליקציה בשפת JAVA בלבד. יש לספק לי את קוד המקור לשימוש אישי ולשינויים עתידיים. תכונות עיקריות: 1. מערכת רישום ואימות: • המשתמשים יידרשו להירשם באמצעות שמם המלא וכתובת האימייל שלהם בלבד. • האימות יתבסס על סיסמה חד פעמית (OTP) שנשלחה לכתובת הדוא"ל שסופקה על ידי המשתמש. • יושמו מנגנוני אימות חזקים כדי להגן מפני ניסיונות מעקפים והזרקות זדוניות. 2. מנוי שנתי: • תהליך ההרשמה יכלול תשלום באמצעות כרטיס VISA עבור מנוי שנתי. • תוקף המנוי יהיה לשנה ממועד הרכישה. 3. פונקציונליות נוספת: • למשתמשים עם מנוי פעיל תהיה אפשרות להוריד אפליקציות מהחנות לאחר אימות מוצלח. ...

I'm seeking a WhatsApp marketing expert who can design and implement a campaign aimed at enhancing brand awareness among my existing groups. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in WhatsApp marketing, with a focus on brand awareness. - Experience working with small business clients is a plus. - Strong content writing skills, particularly in crafting engaging and informative text messages. Key Project Details: - The campaign should be centered around text messages, so a flair for concise, impactful copywriting is essential. - The messaging should be professional, yet engaging. - The primary goal is to increase brand awareness, which means the successful candidate will need to be able to measure and report on the success of the campaign.

I'm seeking a skilled bookkeeper with experience in Zoho to help manage the financial aspects of my small business. Your responsibilities will include: - Regularly reconciling accounts, ensuring they are accurate and up-to-date - Categorizing transactions correctly for clear financial tracking - Generating financial reports for analysis and decision-making - Offering insights and suggestions for financial improvements This role would suit an individual with: - Strong bookkeeping skills and experience, ideally with small businesses - Proficiency in Zoho, or similar bookkeeping software - Excellent attention to detail, analytical skills, and a problem-solving mindset - The ability to communicate financial information clearly to a non-finance professional

I'm lookin...hiring, posting job ads, screening CVs, conducting interviews, and selecting the right candidates that fit our small company culture and needs. - Performance Management: Develop performance appraisal systems and provide guidance on how to effectively evaluate and manage employee performance. - Training and Development: Create a training plan for our employees, identifying skill gaps and opportunities for growth within our small team. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in HR, particularly in talent acquisition and performance management. - Knowledge of training and development best practices. - Excellent communication skills and the ability to understand the needs of a small business. I prefer communication through instant messaging for...

I'm in need of a 3D designer specializing in product designs. The task involves creating small and simple 3D models, suitable for different applications. Though the intended use of these designs is unspecified, the final output should be of a quality that could be used in marketing materials, manufacturing, or for prototype testing. Key requirements: - Expertise in 3D modeling and designing. Prior experience with product design is a plus. - Ability to create small and simple 3D models efficiently. - Strong understanding of design principles and aesthetics.

I need a creative professional to create a compelling radio ad for our collection agency — ICC Debt. Although the specifics about the ad's intention were skipped, this will be clarified once the project starts. Small baby ad for site to click on

i need the wordpress website expert for multiple jobs. Details will be discussed.

I'm seeking a professional with adept financial analysis skills to help me track and understand my small business's budget variances. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct a thorough examination of the company's financial data - Identify and analyze budget variances - Offer actionable insights and recommendations for improving budget performance Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in financial analysis, preferably in a small business context - Expertise in budget variance analysis - Strong knowledge of accounting principles and financial modeling - Excellent communication and presentation skills - Ability to work independently and deliver high-quality results in a timely manner

I require an experienced data cleaning specialist who can proficiently handle Excel spreadsheets. My project involves tidying up datasets related to customer, product, and financial data, though different types of data might need to be scrubbed too. This data cleansing task involves a lower volume dataset of less than 1,000 records. Key tasks include: - Identifying and correcting any inaccuracies. - Identifying and handling missing data. - Assuring the consistency of datasets. The ideal freelancer should have strong skills in spreadsheet management, a keen attention to detail, exceptional data analysis abilities, and a solid understanding of customer, product, and financial data. Experience in Excel and a proven track record in data cleansing are a must.

I'm looking for a skilled web designer to help create a high-performance, lead-generating site for our web design, SEO, and maintenance agency based in the UK. The intention is not just to inform potential clientele about our services, but to engage, attract, and convert a primary target audience of small businesses. Key Features: - Service booking functionality: Enable our clients to book our services directly from the website. - Client testimonials and success stories: A dedicated section for these will add credibility and demonstrate customer satisfaction. - Lead generation: An attractive and intuitive layout to attract and engage prospective clients, ultimately converting them into leads. Add live chat Add new forms x 2 - One being a pop up on a specific page. Website w...

I'm seeking an experienced professional to perform a data migration from Oracle to Snowflake.

For this project, I am in need of a highly-skilled individual who is an expert at using Primavera 6. Your primary role will be to create a schedule for a small corporate project, entailing fewer than 10 tasks. Strong knowledge of schedule creation using Primavera 6, as well as experience in handling corporate projects, is a necessity. This will ensure accuracy and efficiency in delivering the task. Your responsibilities will include: - Creating a comprehensive project schedule - Optimizing resource allocation - Keeping track of project progress With your help, I'm hoping to streamline my corporate project and ensure all tasks are completed in a timely manner. Your expert use of Primavera 6 will be the key to achieving this. So, if you possess these skills, I'...

I am in need of a professional who can help me with my social media marketing campaign, focusing on increasing brand awareness, driving website traffic, and generating leads and sales. The ideal candidate should also have a background in website design and optimization, and be skilled in video editing and graphics design. (open to side contacts as well) Key Responsibilities: - Plan and execute social media marketing strategies to achieve the above-mentioned goals - Re-Design and optimize a business website - Edit engaging video content and graphics for social media (posts & reels) Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in social media marketing with a focus on brand awareness, website traffic, lead generation, and sales - Proficiency in website design and optimization, part...

I'm looking for a skilled 3D designer to create a small, 3D printable model for a souvenir. The model should be of a historical landmark and include fine architectural details. Key Requirements: - Desired Size: Small ( 60*60*60 mm ) - Theme: Historical Landmarks for a terrain area - Specific Detail: Fine Architectural Details - knowledgeable in print in place models for FDM printers Ideal Skills & Expertise: - Proficiency in 3D modeling software - Experience in designing small, intricate models - proficiency in design to print models for FDM printers ( Prusa MK3 ) - Knowledge of historical architecture - Ability to create fine architectural details - Previous experience with 3D printing is a plus - fast and accurate designing skills Please feel free to...

looking for some one expert on python and how to use huggingface models llama3 an how install any model from huggingface and create API with python with JSON to consume it by Another and have experianse on tranning LLama3 to make it able to learn i want this expert to train a team from 4 people online to do this - know the basics of llama3 - how to use huggingface models - create API with python with JSON to consume it by Another - training LLama3 to our own data

...both restaurant and home stay design concepts. I'm specifically interested in a modern style for the restaurant. The space is relatively small, under 500 sq ft. I need comprehensive visualizations which include 3D and 2D floor plans, video content, and images. Key requirements: - Develop a modern design concept for a restaurant - Design a space-efficient and aesthetic home stay - Create high-quality 3D renderings - Develop well-detailed 2D floor plans - Deliver a video showcasing the design concept - Produce visually appealing images that capture the design Your portfolio should showcase a strong understanding of modern design aesthetics. Experience in small space design, particularly within the hospitality industry, will be highly regarded. Proficiency in rendering...

...structural analysis expert who can help me analyze a small retreat home using Spacegass. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct a thorough structural analysis of a small retreat home, focusing on its stability and load-bearing capacity. - Utilize Spacegass proficiently to model the structure and simulate various loads and environmental conditions. - Provide detailed analysis reports with recommendations for necessary improvements or adjustments. Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in structural analysis, with specific experience in using Spacegass for similar projects. - Good understanding of static analysis principles and their application to small residential structures. - Knowledge of materials and constructions techniques suitable for a small retreat home. - Abilit...

I have a small product that I've created, and I'm looking for a highly-detailed 3D model of this product that clearly showcases how it's made and its various components. The model will be used for manufacturing purposes, so it needs to be precise and detailed. Key Requirements: - I need the 3D model to be of a small size - The model needs to be highly detailed, featuring textures and materials - The product is similar to a glove, and there are no moving parts, electrical components, or waterproofing needed Ideal Skills and Expertise: - Proficiency in 3D modeling software - Experience in creating highly detailed and realistic 3D models - Understanding of manufacturing processes - Ability to follow clear instructions and guidelines - Attention to detail to ens...

I'm seeking an experienced PCB Design Engineer to develop a small, multilayer PCB using Altium Designer. Requirements: - The PCB should be small in size - The design needs to be multilayered - Proficiency with Altium Designer is essential Please note that the project does not involve any other software beside Altium. The project is urgent, so timely completion is a crucial factor. Ideal Skills: - PCB Design with Altium Designer - Experience with small, multilayered PCBs - A track record of delivering projects on time Looking forward to your proposals.