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Contoh video Dengan keterangan  :  thumbnail di awal video seperti calon sarjana atau YT CRASH jadi ada poin-poin lihat contoh video  tiap video minimal 8 menit dan boleh lebih. Semua bahan video dari worker sumber bisa ambil dari instagram atau facebook sesuai dengan tema kucingnya tidak boleh ambil dari youtube untuk narasi dari saya owner. kalau deal nanti saya kirim narasinya di edit dengan model cermin atau mode terbalik Over dari anda suara asli manusia bisa suara cewek atau cowok bukan dari suara robot google  Subtitle / teks di video sesuai suara yg diucapkan tanpa backsound lagu seperti contoh di video editing video posisi landscape full layar watermark di video nanti saya kirim watermarknya menerima revisi kalau belum sesuai dengan syarat diatas ...

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Jadi didalam proyek ini kita bias menentukan apakah kata kata tersebut ujaran kebencian atau bukan ujaran kebencian, nah di dalam system tersebut kita sudah memiliki data yang udah di label, 1 : untuk ujaran kebencian dan 0: bukan ujran kebencian, selanjutnya didalam kita bias mengetahui berapa tingkat keakurasian tiap metode tersebut missal : Regresi Logistik Multinomial : 87%, LSTM : 81% , LGBM : 80%

dicari penulis artikel untuk jangka panjang. Syarat : 1. Bisa menulis artikel unik lolos plagiarsm cheker (wajib) 2. memiliki waktu luang (3 sampai 4 jam sehari) 3. Memiliki laptop + koneksi internet 4. jujur (wajib) 5. berkomitmen bagi yang sesuai dengan kriteria diatas, silahkan kirim cv kalian, cantumkan juga nomor WA yang bisa dihubungi.

Hai Long N., saya melihat profil Anda dan ingin menawarkan Anda proyek saya. Kita bisa diskusikan setiap detailnya di kotak obrolan.

ini contoh dalam bentuk proposal jika anda menyukainya saya akan melakukan kerjanya dengan yang anda inginkan dan dalam waktu yang anda inginkan namun jam kerja saya mulai dari jam 8-10 malam karena saya memiliki kesibukan yang padat.

Candy Funny para Tizen e Android.

Membuat illustrasi untuk lookbook. Illustrasinya cenderung doodle. konsepnya fun dan cenderung funny. berikut referensi gambar2 yang diinginkan.

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...what kind of plugin i need you to create for me. I am not happy with the "Sound Deck" plugin because before my teammates start talking I have to hold down the button on my soundboard to record what they are saying. That means I have to predict in a certain way when people will say something in order to be able to record it and I can't see the future, which meant that I couldn't catch a lot of funny sentences and couldn't replay them. There is another function in the "Sound Deck" plugin, i.e. a button with which I can clip and save the last 15 seconds, but I cannot replay the sound directly but first have to create another button where I can then insert the sound and Only then can I play it in-game. The fact that 15 second clips are the minimum ...

I'm in need of an experienced Reddit virtual assistant who can successfully engage user interaction in a fun and engaging way. Your tasks will include: - Regularly posting relevant, funny and general content with a knack for memes. - Actively driving discussions on said topics to boost community interaction. It would be ideal if your skills and experience have a touch of wittiness, understanding of meme culture, and overall, a strong grasp of sparking interesting conversations within the Reddit platform. Prior experience in user engagement and community management on Reddit is also highly valued. Knowledge on how Reddit operates and functions is critical, so previous experience in posting and interacting on the platform will put you at an advantage. The aim is to create a dyn...

We are seeking open-minded and willing participants for intimacy counselling and coaching sessions. The purpose of these sessions is to test and provide feedback on various adult-rated counselling techniques. Key Responsibilities: - Participate in individual or couple's counselling sessions focused on intimacy and relationship enhancement. - Engage with and provide honest feedback on different counselling techniques. - Maintain open communication with the counsellor to ensure the effectiveness of the methods used. - Ensure confidentiality and a respectful approach throughout the process. Qualifications: - Must be open-minded and comfortable discussing a wide range of intimate and sexual topics. - Strong communication skills and the ability to provide constructive feedback. - Willi...

I require creative writing, specifically engaging daily life stories, as well as children's poems. - The focus is on stories based on ordinary life events, transformed into captivating narratives. These stories should be of a medium length (1000-5000 words). - The poems needed should be especially crafted for children, with a focus on simplicity, rhythm and readability. The content created will be used for both entertainment and educational purposes. Key skills are: - Creative writing abilities - Expertise in crafting engaging narratives - A good understanding of children's literature and the ability to write engaging, educational content for younger audiences. Experience in writing for different age groups and capturing reader's attention is vital.

I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various colors, fonts, and layouts - Understanding of the IT industry, ...

I am seeking a professional photographer to capture high-quality images of a building located at 72-01 Queens Blvd. The objective is to obtain a comprehensive set of photographs that showcase the building’s exterior . ***long term potential project*** Location: Address: 72-01 Queens Blvd, Woodside, NY 11377, USA Photography Focus: Building exterior, architectural details. High-resolution digital images A minimum of 20-30 photos covering various angles and perspectives.. Deliverables: High-resolution images RAW formats. ( No edited needed just RAW formats ) HDR bracketing of each shot. Full rights for the use of images in marketing, web, and print materials. Timeline: Photographer Qualifications: Proven experience in architectural and real estate photography. A stron...

I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.

Looking for an experience Wordpress developer to work on various tasks. Work might be from 5 to 10 hours per week, maybe some weeks there will be tasks some not. Looking for someone who can communicate clearly and is an experienced Wordpress developer with good all round knowledge. Rate can be increased after some time and you have shown your skills and capability.

I am looking for the best movie/ Tv show editor, I need someone that knows about movies, especially old classics like MacGyver, cheers, The A-team, and police academy. You MUST KNOW KNOW ABOUT MOVIES AND TV SHOWS AND MUST BE ABLE TO choose VERY ENGAGING AND FUNNY MOVIE CLIPS. Only Apply if you can make videos like this, ) You will also be asked to provide 2 min sample of a given topic to make sure we are hiring the right person.

...imaginative. Key requirements: - Age-appropriate content: The animations should resonate with this specific age group, maintaining simplicity and focusing on visual appeal. - Colorful Design: The overall style of the animations should be bright and colorful, creating an engaging and visually stimulating experience for young viewers. - Storytelling: The animations will be used to bring to life poems and rhymes, so an ability to translate literature into captivating visuals is essential. - Experience with children's content: While not mandatory, prior experience creating educational or entertaining videos for toddlers would be highly beneficial. I'm open to creative input and suggestions, but the primary focus should be on creating animations that are innovative, enter...

I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable i...

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...collaborate on this task. 'm looking for a skilled freelancer to program an AI chatbot that integrates seamlessly with Google Assistant. The chatbot should handle verbal prompts to perform various tasks, access phone functions when given verbal permission, and search online public sites for data collection and analysis. The chatbot should be able to generate detailed outputs like reports, letters, poems, dialogs, directions, and images based on the queried data. Project Requirements: Google Assistant Integration: Ensure Google Assistant is set up on my device. Create a project in the Actions on Google Console. Dialogflow for Natural Language Understanding: Use Dialogflow to design the conversational model to parse user commands and integrat...

I'm seeking a video editor who can effectively manage my 10-30 minute long-form videos. I'm open to your creative touch to make it engaging and professional, But the over all the video should look like an Iman Gadzhi edit (I will provide a you tube link as a referral) The final video should be engaging to viewers, while maintaining a level of professionalism. This is essential, as it will be a key part of my content that I'll be sharing with my audience. I'm preferring video editors who are good with Malayalam Key Project Requirements: - Edit 10-30 minute long-form videos - Use dynamic editing with fast cuts, transitions, subtitles (English), and use animations to represent visualizations. - Create a

Need a native Croatian translator who can translate from Croatian to English manually and accuracy. Please bid only native bidders. No agencies or firm. Total: 7 pages (100 words max per page) Budget: Depend on the quality Deadline: Asap

I'm seeking an experienced SEO professional to help me rank 10 keywords on Google. Key Requirements: - On-page & Off-page SEO: You should be proficient in both to help my website achieve better visibility on Google. - Keyword Research: I have some specific keywords in mind, but I also need your expertise to identify other relevant keywords that can aid our goal of increasing website traffic. Additional Information: - The primary goal of this SEO campaign is to drive more visitors to my website. Therefore, the successful completion of this project should result in a noticeable increase in organic traffic. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in both on-page and off-page SEO - Experienced in keyword research and selection - Proven track record of increasing website traffic through SEO e...

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

Please add a "vocaroo" voice recording, in English & Spanish (if you want to be contacted for this position) Tell us about yourself... Please do not apply to this job using AI or automation, you will not be considered. We are seeking a professional, fluent in Spanish and English, with experience in customer support to assist me remotely on an ongoing basis. Key Responsibilities: - Handling customer inquiries and providing support in Spanish. - Providing technical support as required. - General administrative tasks such as scheduling, note-taking, and organizing information. Ideal Candidate: - Fluent in Spanish and English with exceptional verbal communication skills. - Prior experience in customer support, particularly in a remote setting. - Ability to work during EST ...

...with a senior front-end developer for a long-term collaboration. The primary goal of our project is to enhance the visual appeal of specific webpages. Key Tasks: - Implement GSAP animations on the landing page, product pages, and the About Us section of our website. - Utilize GSAP to bring dynamic, engaging visual elements to the forefront, making the website more interactive and appealing. Ideal Freelancer: - Extensive experience with GSAP Javascript, particularly in implementing scroll, morphing, and SVG animations. - Proven track record of enhancing the visual appeal of websites. - Strong front-end development skills to ensure seamless integration of the GSAP animations with the existing design and functionality. - The ability to commit to a long-term collaboration an...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

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I need a NEW Android developer for some easy tasks and for long term I need a new android developer for long term I need work form Pakistan or Indian developer

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I have this proyect and I am looking for a developer that has time available to work on the proyect. It is a long term proyect. I need someone with experience in PHP, Laravel, HTML I need to create a copy of a product page. Here is the info needed on the page;

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We are looking for a reliable, dedicated and knowledgeable VA on a long term basis. Our company operates within cryptocurrency and finance, making it highly beneficial that the selected VA has a strong understanding of this field. As a VA, you will play a pivotal role in managing various tasks associated with our crypto-related platforms, including a YouTube channel, social media accounts, a blog, and a Telegram community. Key Responsibilities: Research and Summarization: Conduct research on new crypto products, trading companies, and product features. Summarize findings in visually appealing Excel sheets or Designs or reports for easy comprehension. Partnership Outreach: Reseacrch & Contact potential partner programs to explore collaboration opportunities. Negotiate spec...

I need a NEW Android developer for some easy tasks and for long term I need a new android developer for long term I need work form Pakistan or Indian developer

I need New freelancer who can create an advanced Productivity app. like Regain screen time + Focus only for Android. The app should have the following features: - All apps Usage - App Reminders: for Example: When the user selects any app for reminder. Let's YouTube as an example. When the user opens Youtube on his phone, a pop- up will appear asking for how long you wants to use youtube. 5 minutes 10 minutes 20 minutes. If the user selects 5 minutes, then a pop-up will appear again if he uses it for 5 minutes. Just like the Regain app. - Separate screen for whatever permission is required. - Bottom Navigation with two button: 1. Home: Show the top app usages time, then selected app open like youtube open 3, Instagram open 5. 2. Apps : Shaw the app list for selecting a...

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Hello All, We are an established IT services provider with 13 years of experience and a team of 25 in-house developers. Currently, we are looking to hire some freelancers because we are at full capacity and do not have sufficient resources to handle some of our work. We are seeking a long-term partnership and are willing to provide 20-30 hours of work per week. We welcome both experienced freelancers and those new to this platform who have significant prior experience, such as working in a company before starting their freelance career. This job post is open to all qualified candidates. Now, let's discuss the job requirements, which are urgently needed: We require an expert Laravel Developer who is well-versed in third-party APIs. The candidate must have experience working ...

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I'm in need of a creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content simi...creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key Requirements: - Content: Create original, engaging and humorous content for YouTube shorts. The content should be suitable for a all age group. - Length: The shorts should be less than 2 minutes long. This means you should be able to deliver punchy, funny content within a short timeframe. it can be message type /emotional of story .it should be like below .

I'm in need of an experienced Laravel developer, well-versed in both back and front end development, to join my team on a long-term basis. The selected professional will be the go-to person for multiple upcoming projects in the B2B space. Key Responsibilities: - Develop and maintain E-commerce platforms & Laravel Developed Softwares - Build and manage Custom CMS systems - Implement and integrate APIs effectively, know Frontend like html, css, Vue.js, react.js etc - Ensure the systems are robust and scalable Ideal Candidate: I'm looking for a Senior-level Laravel developer with over 4 years of demonstrable experience in the field. - Strong knowledge of both front and back end development with Laravel - Adept at database management and structuring - Proficient at cr...

Hello! We are seeking a dedicated link builder to join our team for a long-term position. Weekly payments are offered, contingent upon meeting targets. If you're passionate about link building and thrive in a results-oriented environment, we'd love to hear from you!

I am looking for an artistic designer who can create a realistic t-shirt design where a face of our choice is superimposed onto Gollum, the character from 'Lord of the Rings', who is hoarding over phone chargers. This original and funny shirt is intended to convey a lighthearted message about our constant need for chargers. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in graphic design and illustration - Proficient in image manipulation techniques - Familiarity with the concept of superimposing - Understanding of the character "Gollum" from The Lord of the Rings - A strong aesthetic sense As for our time frame: we have no strict deadline, so the priority here is quality rather than speed. We appreciate your creativity and look forward to seeing your designs!

I need a NEW Android developer for some easy tasks and for long term I need a new android developer for long term I need work form Pakistan or Indian developer