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I am in need of a content creator for my YouTube channel. The main objective of this project is to create professional and informative videos promoting a specific treatment option for varicocele. Key Points to Consider: - The videos should be designed to educate and promote a specific treatment option for varicocele. - The target audience is men with varicocele, so the content should be tailored to their needs and understanding. - The tone of the videos should be professional, yet engaging and informative. Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in creating medical or healthcare content for YouTube is a big plus. - Excellent communication skills and a knack for simplifying complex medical information for a general audience. - Knowledge of varicocele and the tre...
I'm seeking a proficient content creator for designing informative content explicitly targeting business professionals on my website. The content needs to be engaging and should effectively convey the intended information to this demographic. - The main task includes developing website content for various pages. - The content should be informational and aimed towards business professionals. the pages that need creating have to be specifically relevant to us. but they need to include. IT Support Services. Cyber Security Specialist CCTV and Security Creative Design and Ecommerce Solutions IT support services should have sub pages for Microsoft Cloud Services. Wifi and Remote Internet. Remote Monitoring and Patch Management, Voip te...
I need a well-versed scholar to pen down a 3000-word essay for my philosophy course. The scope of interest can be about hum...kuhn . Here's what I require: - Knowledgeable in Philosophy theories and constructs to construct decisive arguments - Proficient in APA formatting, with a full understanding of citation rules, in-text citations, and reference list formatting - Experienced in academic writing, with an ability to provide proper inferences and arguments - Able to translate complex philosophical ideas into digestible narratives I'll be providing the necessary sources and references that you'll have to include in the essay. No AI-generated content is allowed - every single word must be unique and original. Exceptional attention to detail and stringent adhe...
I'm in need of the following for supporting my PgMP certification...with managing and organizing various documents related to this process. - **Application Filling:** I need help with filling out the application form correctly and ensuring all necessary information is included. - **Content Creation:** I need someone to help generate textual content that will be a part of the application and certification process. This project is more about the documentation and content side of the application process, rather than the technical side. Ideally, you should have experience with similar certification applications and a good understanding of the content that needs to be included. The right candidate will also be detail-oriented, organized, and able to deliver h...
...engaging and captivating ads for Facebook and Instagram. The primary goal of these ads is to drive more sales. Target audience for these ads are younger consumers aged between 18-24. Required expertise: - Proficiency in creating tailored ads for Facebook and Instagram. - Proven record of creating ads that result in increased sales. - Deep understanding of social media algorithms and how to align content with it. - Proven strategies for reaching a youthful, tech-savvy audience. Your task will include: - Developing unique, catchy ads aimed at increasing sales. - Creating a precise strategy to target, engage and convert the 18-24 demographic. - Understanding, monitoring and tweaking ad performance. Proven prior experience in a similar role with tangible results would be hig...
I need a highly skilled writer who can articulate a message to th...articulate a message to the general public. An important aspect is to keep the audience engaged throughout the full 500-1000 words. To successfully complete this project, you should: - Have excellent writing skills which effortlessly engage readers. - Be able to write about a wide array of topics, given the target audience is the general public. - Be capable of thoroughly researching the topic to ensure accurate information is provided. - Have past experience writing articles or posts intended for public consumption, showcasing your ability to translate complex information into easily understandable content. Your contribution will greatly help in establishing an informative and engaging connection ...
We are in search of a skilled content writer with a passion for astrology to join us. Responsibilities: Researching and generating engaging content related to astrology, including horoscopes, zodiac signs, planetary movements, and more. Writing clear, concise, and compelling articles, blog posts, and social media content tailored to our audience. Incorporating keywords and SEO best practices to optimize content for search engines. Collaborating with our team to brainstorm ideas and develop content strategies that resonate with our target audience. Ensuring all content is accurate, well-researched, and aligned with our brand voice and style guidelines. Requirements: Proven experience as a content writer in the astrology niche, with a p...
I'm in need of a skilled High-Frequency Trading (HFT) Developer with mid-level experience (3-5 years). Key requirements: - Proficiency in Python and C++ programming languages is essential. - Must have a deep understanding of HFT strategies, specifically Market Making and Momentum Tradin...High-Frequency Trading (HFT) Developer with mid-level experience (3-5 years). Key requirements: - Proficiency in Python and C++ programming languages is essential. - Must have a deep understanding of HFT strategies, specifically Market Making and Momentum Trading. Prospective freelancers should have applicable experience and be ready to showcase relevant past projects. This role requires precise code writing and fast problem-solving skills. A strong understanding of financial markets is a...
I'm looking for an EXPERIENCED movie script writer. You have to have an experience and show me your previous movie recap scripts that you wrote. I need 10 Movie scripts. They all have to be around 10-15 minutes each. The budget is $35 for all 10 scripts. You need to be creative. and write the scripts in a low grade level. So I don't approve the script if its written with high grade level wor...to be around 10-15 minutes each. The budget is $35 for all 10 scripts. You need to be creative. and write the scripts in a low grade level. So I don't approve the script if its written with high grade level words. It has to be easier to understand. Similiar to this channel: @mysteryrecappedofficial/videos You also need to use present tense througohut the whole script writing...
...educational blog content. The purpose of the blog is to educate readers on various topics, and the content should be accessible to a general audience. The ideal candidate will have: - Proven experience in blog writing - A knack for explaining complex topics in a simple and engaging manner - A good understanding of SEO and how to optimize blog content to drive traffic - The ability to conduct thorough research to ensure accuracy and credibility - Strong attention to detail and a passion for producing high-quality content The blog posts should not be overly technical, but should still provide valuable insights and information. The aim is to create a resource that is informative, interesting and easy to read for a wide range of readers. If you have a go...
Hello Writers, Are you passionate about crafting captivating fictional stories that keep readers hooked until the very last page? If so, I'm looking for someone like you to collaborate on a project. Project Overview: I'm seeking a skilled ghostwriter to help me bring my ideas to life in the form of engaging fiction stories. The project will involve writing captivating narratives, creating compelling characters, and building immersive fictional worlds across various genres. Responsibilities: Collaborate closely with me to understand the project requirements and vision. Develop engaging plots and storylines that captivate readers from start to finish. Create well-rounded characters with depth and complexity. Craft compelling dialogue and descriptive scenes that bring th...
I'm in need of a skilled SEO content writer to craft engaging and captivating descriptions & bio's for 90-100 models on our website. The content needs to be descriptive and unique for each model and must be SEO friendly to be aligned with our SEO Strategy. What the task involves: - To create a 200 word description per model which is unique and SEO friendly. - The copy must include keywords from a list that we will provide you as well as interlinking to other parts of the website. - We require the content to be human generated and NOT AI generated or the use of Grammerly (or similar platforms). Qualifications/Skills: - Experience in SEO content writing and/or creating product descriptions - Bachelor's degree in English...
...skilled technical content writer who can produce informative and engaging content on Artificial Intelligence, Cloud, Cybersecurity. The intended audience will be both developers and business professionals, requiring the content to be deep, high-quality and precise. Here's what you should bring to the table: - Clear understanding of Cloud, AI and Cybersecurity - Excellent writing skills, with the ability to translate complex information into easy to understand content - Experience in writing for a technical audience, particularly developers and business professionals - Ability to write in a technical yet engaging style to keep both developers and business professionals engaged - Some SEo knowledge is a plus. The end goal is to produce ...
I'm seeking a professional who can craft a concise and...cover letter tailored to the technology industry. Both are to be delivered in PDF format, and the resume should be succinct, fitting within a single page. Key Responsibilities: - Craft a tech-focused, one-page resume - Develop an engaging, industry-specific cover letter - Deliver both in PDF format Ideal Skills: - A strong understanding of the technology industry - Proven experience in resume writing - Excellent attention to detail - Proficiency in delivering quality work in PDF format This project requires a freelancer who can showcase my skills and experiences in a way that's appealing to potential employers in the technology sector. It's crucial that both the resume and cover letter are concise, engaging, ...
I'm looking to design a set of trendy casual women's clothing, specifically aimed at teenagers. Min 5 years experience in fashion writing Key Requirements: - Design Experience: I need someone who has a proven track record in designing successful women's clothing. - Understanding of Teenage Fashion: It's important that the designer is in touch with the latest teenage fashion trends and can translate this into appealing clothing. The ideal candidate should be able to take our concept and create a line of garments that are stylish, trendy and primarily aimed at the teenage market. A good eye for detail, excellent communication skills and a passion for fashion are all essential.
I am seeking a beginner level Python ...have a good understanding and practical knowledge in: - Web development: Tasked with the development of usable, meaningful applications that will enhance user interactions and overall user experience. - Data analysis: The successful candidate is expected to leverage Python's capabilities in order to provide solutions to complex data problems. - Scripting: Equally, candidates should be adroit in writing, testing, and debugging codes—including modification of existing scripts. In terms of essential Python frameworks, knowledge and expertise encompassing Django and Flask is non-negotiable, as these will form the crux of most project tasks. This is a great opportunity for beginners seeking to expand their Python skills with practical,...
We are currently seeking assistance with newsletter composition, nurturing journey content development, and general marketing support. This position involves being part of the Marketing Automation Team at MISUMI Europe GmbH. Individuals proficient in crafting content in either German and/or English are encouraged to apply.
800-1000 words content length articles on regular basis. looking for an experienced content writer. The topic is based over eye related problems.
...with our target audience. Edit and proofread existing content to ensure clarity, consistency, and adherence to brand voice and messaging. Collaborate with our team to brainstorm content ideas, develop content strategies, and meet project deadlines. Conduct research on seafood trends, culinary techniques, and local seafood culture to inform content creation. Requirements: Proven experience as a freelance writer/editor, preferably with a background in food, travel, or hospitality. Exceptional writing, editing, and proofreading skills, with a keen eye for detail. Ability to adapt writing style and tone to suit different platforms and target audiences. Strong research skills and the ability to distill complex information into engaging content...
I'm in need of a skilled content writer to create engaging product descriptions for a digital product I'm developing. Key Responsibilities: - Develop compelling and concise description for a digital product - Ensure the content is SEO-optimized and aligns with the brand's voice Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in content writing, with a focus on product descriptions. - Understanding of SEO principles and how to implement them in writing - Ability to work autonomously and deliver high-quality content within given deadlines - Experience working with digital products would be a big plus
I'm in search of a seasoned content writer who can adeptly craft long, professional blog posts, website content, social media captions and other marketing content. The right candidate will have a strong command of the English language, an ability to produce engaging and creative content, and the capacity to adapt their writing style based on the platform. About Us: Stanley Engineered Fastening, a part of Stanley Black and Decker is a leading manufacturer of industrial metal and plastic fasteners and fastener assembly systems, catering to a wide range of manufacturing industries. Primarily we cater to industries such as automotive, electric vehicles, aerospace, renewable energy, and general manufacturing. We are seeking talented freelance ...
...to secure a lucrative job in equity research, majoring in financial modelling, and I require expert career guidance in this sector. I come with a beginner's knowledge in the field of financial modelling; hence, I am looking forward to enhancing my proficiency. Key Requirements: - Strong knowledge and proficiency in financial modelling, equity research - Extensive experience in equity research jobs - Good teaching skills and career counselling track record - Proven ability to guide beginners through career transitions into equity research fields Ideal Candidate: - A professional in the equity research field - Strong skills in equity research - Excellent teaching abilities - Track record in successful career coaching Objectives: - Deepen my understanding of financial mo...
I have a thesis synopsis (70 pages) on the subject of Finance, specifically Mergers and Acquisitions, that requires keen proofreading and grammar checking. I am also op...sentence restructuring to improve readability and coherence. Here's what I am looking for: - A thorough grammar and punctuation check - Skilled proofreading to ensure no mistake goes unnoticed - Sentence restructuring suggestions where needed - Completion within a tight deadline of 1 week The ideal freelancer for this project should be: - Skilled in proofreading and experienced with academic writing - Highly proficient in English grammar and syntax - Have an understanding of finance, ideally Mergers and Acquisitions - Able to work under strict timelines I appreciate your interest and am looking forward to s...
...a gifted and enthusiastic content creator specialized in crafting formal-toned, high-quality articles, blog posts, and social media posts pertaining to technology and educational fields. Key responsibilities: - Research, conceptualize and produce a wide range of engaging written resources including articles, blog posts, and social media posts. - Adapt to an educational and technological tone which is formally professional. Desired Skills & Experience: - Proven experience as a content developer, specifically with reference to technology and education. - Superb command over the English language. - Excellent research, writing, editing and proofreading skills. - Indepth knowledge of SEO. - Ability to meet deadlines. - Strong portfolio showcasing high-quality c...
The project aims to optimize product content information, including product titles, product features and product descriptions.
...writer to help me document my life story into a touching personal memoir. I want my childhood, career achievements (College basketball, WNBL and AFLW) and personal challenges communicated in a way that stirs readers and gives them a glimpse of my journey. Ideal Skills & Experience: - A knack for narrative storytelling - Excellent research, grammar and proofreading skills - Prior experience in writing biographies or memoirs is an added advantage - Ability to weave a compelling story from real-life events - Have strong communication skills to accurately interpret my experiences Expectations: - Conduct interviews to grasp my story's emotional depth - Focus on these life stages: my childhood, career, and personal victories/challenges - Create a narrative that is not onl...
I'm looking for a skilled writer who understands the technology landscape and is able to transform complex topics into engaging content for a general audience. The tone should be conversational, avoiding jargon and keeping the reader interested throughout. Key deliverables include: - A 1000-word article on a chosen tech topic - Content that is easily accessible to a general audience Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in writing engaging technology content - Understanding of SEO best practices for online content - Ability to break down complex ideas into accessible language - Strong research skills in the tech field
I am looking for a professional who can assist me in the layout of an academic book using Microsoft Word. The book has various complex elements that need to be integrated seamlessly into the overall design. Key Responsibilities: - Designing the layout of the book to ensure it is visually appealing and easy to ...Previous experience in designing academic publications - Strong attention to detail and understanding of academic formatting - Ability to incorporate various elements like images, graphs, footnotes, and citations into the layout - Experience in creating indexes and glossaries Please share any relevant samples of academic book layouts you have worked on in the past. Your understanding of academic writing and ability to translate it into an engaging layout is crucial for thi...
I'm in need of a detailed and comprehensive documentation that covers a wide range of machine learning (ML) topics suited for intermediate users familiar with...selection process considering various factors, and how to train chosen models. I'm looking for an in-depth explanation for the above topics, rather than a high-level overview or a step-by-step guide. The documentation should be clear and concise without compromising on the technical depth required for an intermediate audience. Ideal candidates for this project should have: - Proven experience in writing technical documentation - Strong understanding of machine learning concepts and practices - Ability to explain complex technical topics in a clear and accessible manner - Prior experience with intermediate level...
I'm looking for an ...services business. The goal is to create proposals that effectively communicate my services' value to potential clients and help secure new contracts. - Expertise in professional business writing - Experience in the translation industry preferred - Strong persuasive and marketing skills to highlight unique selling points - Ability to tailor proposals to various client needs and industries - Proficiency in creating well-structured, clear, and concise proposals - Familiarity with proposal submission processes and requirements The ideal candidate will have a proven track record of successful proposal writing and a deep understanding of how to position translation services to appeal to a wide range of clients. Attention to detail and a commitment...
I need a freelancer with a special knack for creating engaging, informative PowerPoint presentations via Canva. The main purpose of this project is to pitch a product or service to an academic audience. Here's what I am looking for: - A knack for crafting beautiful design centric storyboard th...special. - Expertise in utilizing Canva to create compelling, eye-catching presentations. - Ability to understand the product or service's significance and frame it in an appealing way to academia. Skills that will help succeed in this project: - Proficiency in Canva and has made atleast 20/30 projects of this kind before - Stellar communication and understanding of academic language. - Sales writing experience specifically catering to academia. - Will need to see a portfolio ...
I need a skilled content writer to produce engaging, SEO-optimized content for my new eCommerce website. - The content includes website copywriting, blog posts, and product descriptions. - The niche of my website is eCommerce, so the writer should have prior experience in writing for similar platforms. - The content produced should be tailored to drive traffic and convert visitors into customers. - The project completion time is within a month, so I need someone who can work efficiently without compromising on quality. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in eCommerce content writing. - Strong SEO skills. - Ability to write engaging website copy and product descriptions. - Proficiency in meeting ...
I need a skilled social media content designer to create engaging and visually appealing reels and posts for my social media night club profile on Instagram and Facebook. Key Deliverables: - Creation of 3 high-quality reels and posts per week that align with my brand's aesthetics and messaging Ideal Candidate: - Proven track record of designing successful social media content - Familiarity with Instagram and Facebook's post and reel formats and best practices Please provide samples of your previous work that directly relates to this project for consideration.
I am in need of an expert in academic writing, specifically within the field of business. - Ideal Skill: Proven track record in writing and researching academic articles and reports on business topics. - Requirement: The project requires an individual who can take complex business concepts and break them down in a manner that is engaging and insightful for academic readers. - Experience: Ideally, you will have a background as an academic writer focusing on business, and can provide samples of your prior work. Your expertise should shine through your work as your task will be to tackle business topics with fluency and a scholarly touch.
I'm looking for a skilled writer who understands the technology landscape and is able to transform complex topics into engaging content for a general audience. The tone should be conversational, avoiding jargon and keeping the reader interested throughout. Key deliverables include: - A 1000-word article on a chosen tech topic - Content that is easily accessible to a general audience Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in writing engaging technology content - Understanding of SEO best practices for online content - Ability to break down complex ideas into accessible language - Strong research skills in the tech field
...who could efficiently handle my Google Business profile. Delivery of this project would entail adding all of my physical goods, approximately 200, complete with descriptions and images. Since I'm unsure whether these items are already listed on my website or any other platform, the freelancer would need to conduct a comprehensive search online for both images and descriptions. Sources can be from my catalogues or other websites. Skills and Experience: - Understanding of Google Business Profiles - Experience in SEO and product description writing - Creative problem-solving skills and can handle ambiguity - Capable of meeting deadlines and handling a large volume of products - Web research and data entry skills - Close attention to detail - Proficient in English for ...
I'm looking for a skilled writer who understands the technology landscape and is able to transform complex topics into engaging content for a general audience. The tone should be conversational, avoiding jargon and keeping the reader interested throughout. Key deliverables include: - A 1000-word article on a chosen tech topic - Content that is easily accessible to a general audience Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in writing engaging technology content - Understanding of SEO best practices for online content - Ability to break down complex ideas into accessible language - Strong research skills in the tech field
I'm in need of an ...in need of an experienced content writer who can breathe life into my website. My goal is to inform the general public about my services and offerings, so the content should be clear, engaging, and most importantly, informative. - Key Deliverable: Website copies that speaks directly to the general public and is tailor-suited to their needs and preferences. - Ideal Skills: Exceptional writing abilities, strong research skills, vast vocabulary, understanding of best practices for writing for the web, and experience writing content for a general audience. - Key Goal: The main goal, above all, is to create content that informs the public about various aspects of the website. Looking forward t...
...talented resume writer to help me create an industry-specific professional resume in the healthcare sector, accompanied by an engaging, tailored cover letter. The project involves: - Crafting a professional resume that highlights my skills, experience, and achievements in the healthcare industry - Writing a compelling cover letter that aligns with the resume and showcases my motivation and fit for the roles I'm applying for Ideal candidates for this project should have: - Proven experience in resume writing and cover letters, especially within the healthcare industry - A strong understanding of what recruiters and HR professionals in the healthcare sector look for in resumes and cover letters - Excellent written communication skills and a keen eye for detail to ensu...
...dynamic company poised to make a significant impact in our industry. We are in search of a freelance Creative Content and Graphic Design Specialist with a knack for producing compelling content and eye-catching designs that resonate with our target audience. Your creativity will play a pivotal role in promoting our brand and services. Key Responsibilities: - Develop original content and graphic designs that align with our brand's voice and goals. - Collaborate closely with our marketing team to create promotional materials. - Produce a wide range of content, including social media graphics, website visuals, and marketing collateral. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in content creation and graphic design, with a portfolio t...
I need a proficient writer with exceptional skill in crafting an academic write-up. This will be for a school assignment with the topic focused on hr Key requirements include: - De...a proficient writer with exceptional skill in crafting an academic write-up. This will be for a school assignment with the topic focused on hr Key requirements include: - Demonstrable experience in academic writing - Ability to conduct comprehensive research on the topic - Knowledge or background in Human Resource or related fields will be an advantage, but not mandatory - Capability to write an informative assignment, which aligns with academic standards A successful rendition of this project could lead to more similar opportunities in the future. Please include any relevant writing samples ...
Hello freelancers! I'm seeking an individual with a background in education and a polished eye for detail to review my paper. The paper focu...The paper focuses on the comparison of flipped classroom strategies versus traditional teaching methods. Specifically, you'll need to: * Review corrections suggested * Provide feedback on structure, flow and argument consistency * Ensure my paper is ready for publication in the domain of "Teaching Strategies" in Humanities and Social Sciences Perfect for those with: * Experience in academic writing and reviewing * Knowledge of teaching strategies, specifically flipped classroom and traditional methods * Excellent proofreading skills With your help, we can make this paper ready for prime time in the academic community....
I need help with writing text data for a project. The text data will be used for: - Website content - Academic research - Marketing material The ideal candidate should have experience in writing for these areas. Please provide samples of your previous work.
I'm looking for an SEO content writer with a solid knowledge of business and marketing, specifically in the areas of branding and marketing. The writer should incorporate our company's mission and vision, as well as our target audience and customer demographics in the SEO content they will create. The ideal freelancer will have experience in writing business and marketing content for SEO purposes, gripping knowledge of branding and marketing terminologies, and can tell a compelling narrative about our company's offering to our target audience. 10 article project is: INR 150 for each article which is: 1500 *IF you can use canva skills 10 article project it becomes: 200 for each article which is: INR 2000
I'm looking for an SEO content writer with a solid knowledge of business and marketing, specifically in the areas of branding and marketing. The writer should incorporate our company's mission and vision, as well as our target audience and customer demographics in the SEO content they will create. The ideal freelancer will have experience in writing business and marketing content for SEO purposes, gripping knowledge of branding and marketing terminologies, and can tell a compelling narrative about our company's offering to our target audience. 10 article project is: INR 150 for each article which is: 1500 *IF you can use canva skills 10 article project it becomes: 200 for each article which is: INR 2000
I have a large file from my old website, saved in an unknown format (likely HTML, CSV, or XML). Key Points: - The file is from my old website, saved in an unknown format. - I have access to the old website's database or server files. - The main goal is to retrieve the articles and media from the old website to publish them on a new website. - The exact format of the file is unknown. It will be a TAR file and it is rather large file (5.9 gb) Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in web development and file parsing. - Experienced in handling legacy website data. - Strong problem-solving skills for dealing with unknown file formats. - Ability to extract, organize, and migrate content effectively. This project requires someone who can navi...
I'm seeking a professional who can craft a concise and...cover letter tailored to the technology industry. Both are to be delivered in PDF format, and the resume should be succinct, fitting within a single page. Key Responsibilities: - Craft a tech-focused, one-page resume - Develop an engaging, industry-specific cover letter - Deliver both in PDF format Ideal Skills: - A strong understanding of the technology industry - Proven experience in resume writing - Excellent attention to detail - Proficiency in delivering quality work in PDF format This project requires a freelancer who can showcase my skills and experiences in a way that's appealing to potential employers in the technology sector. It's crucial that both the resume and cover letter are concise, engaging, ...
...RASTERIZED SVG FILES WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE, DO NOT APPLY. I need a modern SVG logo for my website. The design should be as follows: I have a tentative logo already, but it's a bitmap. I want two things: (1) Ideas of competing and hopefully better logos. (2) A pure vector-based SVG without raster. If we can't find a superior logo, I simply want my PNG logo to be recreated (not converted!) into a small, clean, and vector-only file. I will supply my sample logo here. If you can make a superior design, I will double the fee. The website is about tech writing and mostly programming, hosting, and things of this nature. The name of the website is, Ideal Skills: - Proficiency (ie expert) in SVG design - ...
...exploring my original premise and carefully developing it into a comprehensive story. Here's what I need: - Writing of a thought-provoking sci-fi novel with a dystopian future theme. - It should be character-driven. - You'll be given the space and time to mold it into its finished form. I am willing to take pitches and the writer must be coming to the table and ready to pitch and give me credentials and proof of skills. A person in Germany and Frankfurt knowing English a great part but not limited. The writer can message me or set to meet and ready to pitch... I am looking for professional. If you are not ready to get past the legal and credentials so we can get the writing premise to them. DON'T EXPECT ME TO RESPOND TO BOILERPLATE. Not i...
