looking for creative website promotion (Come with your methods)

Hi, We are looking for people to promote our website [login to view URL] We want to get A LOT more hits per day. We don't care how you promote it. We just want your methods to be creative, legal, and generate converting hits to our site. These must be real people. We don't want to just be thrown up on free for all, link exchange, and banner sites. We want real website promotion. Please come to us with your ideas, and methods of promotion. We will work out a fee structure based on the services you can provide. Some of the things we are looking for are people who can get our site permanently linked on high PR websites, people who can provide classified ad posting, ezine submission, press release writing and submission. You name it, we will be interested in hearing how you can help us get our site all over the internet. Looking forward to developing a long-term mutually beneficial relationship.