560955 Upsell graphics created

We are looking for someone to create the graphics for an upsell page on our dating site. We will need headlines, subheadlines, bullet points, testimonial box, ecover and buy button.. The content is as follows.. HEADLINE 1: WAIT! Before you get started, check this out! sub headline 1 Get live 1 on 1 coaching with [dummy name] himself! text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text..text.. Sub headline 2: This is for people who BULLETS: * are shy, scared, ugly, or just dont know how to talk to women. * have tried dating sites and STILL dont get laid. * have no teeth * dummy text dummy text dummy text text: Yeah, i know, i know you pretty much suck but thats ok! subheadline 3: If you are: BULLETS * Open minded * Have just one hour a week * Ready to get REAL women in the sack * Can take simple instruction You WILL get laid GUARANTEED! more TEXT: bla bla bla bla subheadline 4: DO YOU HAVE A PHONE OR A COMPUTER? THATS ALL YOU NEED!! more TEXT: text text text text before: [picture of a nerd or someone who will never get laid] After: [picture of someone who is getting laid A LOT (maybe a dude in a bed with a bunch of hot chicks all around)] testimonial box.. subheadline 5: Look at that poor sucker up there.. HE GOT LAID! testimonial box.. AND THIS GUY TOO!! {arrow pointing to testimonial box} MORE TEXT Subheadline 6: So what's the difference in you and them? I SHOWED THEM THE ROPES VIA LIVE WEBINAR!!! BULLETS: * They were pathetic * They were lazy * The first guy had NO TEETH * they REALLY WANTED IT text text text.. SUB HEADLINE 7: DON'T BE A LOSER FOR EVER, SIGN UP NOW AND YOUR GUARANTEED TO GET LAID! BUY BUTTON!! ---- We are looking for someone who can work on this and show results by today or tomorrow.. We have the site design already and can supply PSD's for that should you need them.. Here is an example of a headline.. [login to view URL] here is an example of a subheadline: [login to view URL] Please be creative and have experience with minisite design. After the project is complete we will need the PSD's as well as the images you create uploaded and plugged in to the site template that we will supplied.