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I understand the importance of a personalized touch, and I assure you that your chatbot will be as unique as a unicorn riding a unicycle. It will refer to a custom knowledge base, and I will ensure that it continuously learns from human interactions, updating its knowledge with every conversation.
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Yours humorously,