Press release needed ASAP!

We need a press release, as we are about to roll out our new web hosting website. You will need to be able to right a very professional and good-looking press release, or the job will be given to somebody else. It will be submitted to a variety of web hosting news sites, as well as some press release syndication sites, but we will take care of all that, all you need to do is write the press release. In exchange for your services, we will give you 2 web hosting accounts with 1GB storage and 25GB bandwidth, or 1 account with 2GB storage and 50GB bandwidth, so no money will be exchanged. Please PM, do not just place a bid. WE WILL ONLY CONSIDER YOU IF YOU SEND A PM AS WELL AS PLACE A BID, AND IF IT SEEMS TOO GENERIC (YOU'RE POSTING THE SAME MESSAGE ON MANY PROJECTS) YOU WON'T BE CONSIDERED EITHER.) Thank you and we look forward to working with you.