Need a writer for Humor/Funny/Odd stuff blog (Repost)

Hi, I am in need of a good writers for a humor/funny/odd stuff blog. If the writers can come out with the topics, I can pay 1$/100 words and if you want me to give the topics I can pay 0.75$/100 words. The article length may vary. I will be needing at least 5 articles/week.? Please bid only if you have good writing skill and come out with 100% unique materials. I may ask you for the source from which you have written the article from time to time (to cross verify). I use copyscape to check if the article is not a copy/pasted material. Many Thanks Happy Bidding!