What do you have against professionals? I'm a professional, but I'd still be happy to help you out. I'm a male, and a White one too!!! I hope my level of experience and professional capabilities wouldn't prevent you from hiring me.
Just having fun! I'm not really sure what you are looking for, but I am happy to help out. I won't find it below my level of professionalism or overcharge you, as long as it's something cool. If it's some lame corporate advertisement...Then you have to pay. But if it's fun and creative, I'm good!
Let me know
Brian
Also, I have many samples I can send you if there's any specific style you'd like to hear