Specialized Virtual Assistant needed for managing/blogging on WooCommerce website.

I'd like to get ongoing help with adding technical blog posts to website, optimizing for SEO, and creating sister site for my eCommerce website. I need help creating MailChimp campaigns, white hat SEO practices, engaging with customers, social media posts. I need help creating a good list of FAQs that will help improve google organic listings. I need help creating a few landing pages that will be used to receive traffic from a partner's AdWords campaign and try to convert visits to sales. I need help setting up better Google Analytics reports and begin to understand how I can better optimize or redesign my site to increase sales. I need help defining good keywords that I can use to generate more less-competitive traffic and increase visits. I need help creating AdWords campaigns and using A/B comparisons to determine a productive ad that will drive more conversions. I need help setting up FaceBook campaigns and tracking FaceBook traffic and generate productive FaceBook ads. I need help scraping instagram to find users that fit a particular profile/lifestyle and contacting them to see if they would be interested in trying out products or receive free product in exchange for posting about the effectiveness of the products. I'm looking for a self-starter. Someone that is motivated to grow something with minimal direction. I'm looking for someone with an entrepreneurial mindset that will search out and identify good opportunities and develop a good plan for implementation. I'm looking for someone technical that can quickly learn about this industry and the electronics that we sell and become an expert on the subject matter. I'm looking for someone that can answer customer inquiries and direct them to the proper links and sites to help them to become educated enough to make a purchase. I work a full-time job and I don't have enough time to run this anymore. I need HELP!