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FUNNY HINDI STATUS
1. Apni profile pic pe 100 k upar like pane wale bandhey se kaho himmat hain to apni ADHAR CARD ki pic ko dp banai!!
2. Ranbeer SET WET lagay toh ladki patt ti hain , main lagau toh pittti q hain?
3. 1 mint me msg type karne ka baad 5 mint lagta hain ye sochne main k ‘konsa emoji veju iske saath’
4. Apke gir jane se jo pahela hase baadh main uthaye who hotahain dost/
Girlfriend ke samne apki poll khole jo who hotahain dost /
Par agar kavi bhi apki tariff karne lage, toh jaldhi nikkal lo woha se ,
Q ki #KAMINEY hote hain dost!!!!
5. Arez kiya hain dosti ky naam-
Jaab se tu zindegi main ayahain
Wah… wah…
By god Zindegi narak si baan gayi hain….