Basic Adult HTML Index Page With Graphics

WARNING: This posting involves adult/pornographic material. If you are offended by such material then please STOP and DO NOT CONTINUE READING. Im looking for a basic HTML index page to be created for me. I'd like it to be simple, but catchy. It will be adult orientated, and i'd also like my website logo designed also. I'd like the color scheme to be pink and white. But be creative =) It must be easy to edit, and add content to. It will be a model directory, so therefore i'd like A - Z section somewhere. I'd also like room for ads. There will be 3 sections for ads. If interested, please post a sensible bid. More information and ideas will be provided to serious bidders. Also i'd like to see some previous work if any. Cheers