Design 5 Gay Themed Christmas Cards

I want to get five gay themed christmas cards designed - each with a different theme (see below). Each card should be simple in design and all five themes when completed should match in style (font, artwork, colour scheme etc)\r\n\r\nLGBT Theme 1 - Comedy (A witty line or two)\r\nLGBT Theme 2 - Family Friendly\r\nLGBT Theme 3 - Singles\r\nLGBT Theme 4 - Couples\r\nLGBT Theme 5 - Sexy/Risque\r\n\r\nPlease submit a sample design for one of the theme\'s above and I will award the job based on this as well as the size of the fee requested. \r\n\r\nSome notes:\r\n- I don\'t want pictures of real people on the cards (artwork only - see example attached). \r\n- The final files need to be of a very high quality for printing \r\n- The final files need to be delivered in a PSD for amending after the project has been completed.