Book + CD cover Design EASY+FUN!

Hey you, designer guy! Want to make some fast easy cash? This is a ridiculously simple project for anybody who knows what they are doing! I already have a design in place for the bottle my product comes in. I need YOU to quickly take those style guidelines (fonts, colors, everything already defined) and simply make the following assets for me: 1) a printable book cover template (Full size 8.5x11) its a template cus I should be abel to drop in a different subtitle, set of bullets, and image into it for various permutations i may print. (the image should be optional) 2) an ebook cover version of the book cover. And to make this super easy I have a PSD ebook cover template you jsut need to populate! should take any decent designer 10min max! 3) a printable DVD Cover Template. full sized DVD case, front/back/spine design based on the brand guidelines given, ready to print. 4) an e cover version of this, same deal I have a DVD e-case template you will jsut need to populate with the assets and then I have an action that turns it into an e-cover 5) Printable DVD label derived right from the DVD cover design 6) E-DVD label, once again jsut plugging assets in to a template I have. 7) e-membership card design for my membership site (same deal as before I have the template you jsut throw in soem assets along the same brand guidelines) 8) and another simple e-membership guide design Just to reitorate this project is DEAD SIMPLE! You wont have to do much "designing" perse your mostly creating assets for me based on my brand guidelines and making them look professionals. Please yoru bids quick as I will be choosing somebody in the next 36 hours!