Write funny article for a satircal newspaper website

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• Hadiah: $75
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Deskripsi Kontes

I need to an article to publish for an online satirical newspaper website.

The article should be at at least 400 words.

The article title should be funny and relatable (or known) to a large target audience.

Some published examples from other websites (Australian):
• Woman who owns queen-sized bed interviewed about her connection to Queen Elizabeth
• Landlord forced to increase rent by 40% to combat 1.75% rise in interest rates
• New self-driving Tesla automatically creates Twitter poll to decide whether to swerve from pedestrian or not
• Australia offers to train Ukrainian soldiers in drinking from prosthetic leg
• Local man surprised after anal beads fail to improve chess game
• Optus employee Gladys Berejiklian will be giving daily updates on hacking numbers

Some examples notable topics you can write about:
• US School shootings
• US (expensive) healthcare system
• Rising cost of living
◦ Interest rates,
◦ Fuel prices
• Russia Putin/Ukraine war
• Australian gambling problem
• Australian unreliable train system
• Other funny stories such as:
◦ Fluffy kitten played with a ball of string all through the night (taken from The Simpsons)
◦ Stephen King's pleased with his new book on poltergeists, claims it's flying off the shelves

You will get credit to the article you write in the website.
A link to your social media or business page can be added too.
Your article must be original – written by you and cannot be published anywhere or be similar to other websites.

Keahlian yang Disarankan

• Article Writing
• Penulisan Kreatif