Need 28 Emoji Stickers Created

I need to put together a collection of stickers for creation and set up for download. In addition, these images will be used for merchandise and print. So I will need vector images as well. The scope of the project includes the following 28 images – if possible using the text, “You know you done f’ed up, right?” (optional) You Know You Done F*d Up, Right? 1. Forgetting birthday – birthday cake on fire 2. Forgetting anniversary – bouquet on fire 3. Not texting back – smartphone red circle with slash 4. Blowing up phone – smartphone explosion 5. Being late – Digital Clock LA:TE 6. Grammatical Mistakes – you’re with the u’re circled with red pen 7. Checking out other women – red nailed hand covering man face 8. Dog house – dog house 9. Forgetting to call – phone red circle with slash 10. Lying – pinnochio nose 11. CheatinSpending too much money – money in toilet 12. DUI – drink and car keys 13. Burning food – sad face burnt toast 14. Getting caught – hand cuffs 15. Eating someones food – brown bag “I will find you” 16. Getting too drunk – drunk baby with beer 17. Friendship jealousy – three women, one burning one with lazer eyes 18. Not paying someone back – hand with dollar sign and question mark 19. Breaking something – broken plate 20. Getting something dirty – dirty foot prints 21. Bill Duke Rolling Eyes 22. Bill Duke Shrugging 23. Bill Duke Laughing 24. Bill Duke Mad 25. Not doing chores – laundry with red circle slash 26. Not doing dishes – sink of dishes on fire 27. Not changing diapers – exploding diaper 28. Not picking me up – car with angry question mark All images must be under 500kb. Images must be provided 618 x 618 PNG and Vector. Please submit prior campaigns and portfolio work for review and bid your gross maximum price and requirements for project execution and completion. Please answer the following questions: 1) Can you provide these 28 images in both vector and PNG format sized at 500kb or less and 618x618? 2) How many revisions are included? How much do revisions cost? 3) What is your gross maximum price for this project? 4) What is your delivery time for this project? 5) Can you provide me a link to share with my client of your portfolio?