Design some Icons

I need an icon designed for my personal, non-commercial use. I have a very clear vision and concept, and I need your help bringing it to life; I've attached a PDF containing inspiration items and specific design guidelines for various aspects of the icon. Here's the concept and some particulars: Imagine Shaft meets Pulp Fiction meets The Boondocks... meets The Fly. The culmination is Shotgun SoulFly: a shotgun-wielding, afro-toting, blunt-smoking fly from the 1970s. The icon will be a cool, sexy caricature with swagger, not cutesy or cartoon-y. In addition to the attachment, here are some design specifics: * Human-like, bipedal fly with wings, standing facing you while holding a just-fired (smoking) shotgun, wearing Aviators and smoking a blunt. Maybe a goatee? * Outfit: green turtleneck, brown leather jacket or blazer, dark brown shoes and either dark brown dress pants or dark jeans. * Icon includes caricature standing on top of phrase "Shotgun SoulFly". Each word of "Shotgun SoulFly" will have a unique font design, with Shotgun looking like the shiny matte metal barrel of a shotgun, and SoulFly looking like graffiti. The graffiti must include colors associated with the Arsenal Football Club. Thank you!